About Us

Hi there, I'm Greg! 👋

Salty Construction Co. was built by someone who has spent more weekends than he’d like to admit covered in sawdust, dirt, caulk, sweat, paint, and questionable amounts of construction adhesive.

I’m a lifelong DIYer, woodworker, builder, and professional figure-it-outer. Over the years, I’ve tackled everything from building cabins, tiny houses and building cabinets to laying floors, installing tile, landscaping properties, and starting projects that probably should have come with better instructions. I’ve measured once, cut twice, made unnecessary trips to the hardware store, and confidently said, “That ain’t going anywhere,” before giving it one more ratchet strap.

Salty Construction Co. came from that experience.

It’s a clothing brand for the people who build, fix, repair, remodel, create, and occasionally make things worse before making them better. The carpenters, electricians, plumbers, woodworkers, makers, weekend warriors, and stubborn DIYers who know that “that shouldn't take that long” is usually code for three hardware-store runs and an entire Saturday gone.

Our shirts are inspired by real workshop conversations, jobsite sayings, expensive mistakes, crooked cuts, stripped screws, and the kind of dry humor that gets you through a project when nothing is level and everything stopped making sense two hours ago.

We’re not here to make loud, over-the-top construction gear. Salty Construction Co. is about clean designs, comfortable shirts, understated sarcasm, and jokes that the right people immediately understand.

Because the work may not always go according to plan but it usually looks pretty good from the street.

Built by sarcasm. Made for makers.